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I've never eaten at a Hooter's. I wear socks to bed almost all the time. I think it's because I get cold feet very easily, and no that's not meant to be allegorical. My toes are prehensile. I can break all the fingers on a grown man's hand using only my toes. I can move several times my body weight with relative ease. I think standardized testing serves a purpose. I believe that affirmative action is well-intentioned on the surface, but falls apart upon inspection. It does not make me a racist, sexist, or homophobe to state that all people should be judged on their character and their merit, and nothing else. I think that my way is the best and the fairest, don't you? I hate admitting when I'm wrong, but I'll do it. I don't let it happen very often. I'm a smug bastard.
I think Naomi Watts would have made a better Tank Girl.

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